It's a new day!

You may have noticed that my blog seems ever so slightly different.... Rather astute, aren't you?  (For those of you that didn't notice, it's ok.... I wouldn't either).  So I've decided that I'm tired of talking about my own shit all the time... I'd like to actually offer something to the world, other than my wit and general awesomeness, that is. 

So I'm taking my blog in another direction, less personal and more helpful and entertaining.  It'll still be all the same jackass stuff from me, but hopefully I can pass along some helpful advice.  And, worst case scenario, my life can continue to be a cautionary tale to the masses. 

I'll also be doing reviews now, as well as welcoming a few guest bloggers to give even more insight to all of us. 

So basically what I'm saying is:  Hold onto your underpants, Maude.... shit's gonna get all kinds of different here.  :)